i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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