can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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