Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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