Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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