am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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