I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize