Don't you send me to vm
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
