Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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