I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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