so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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