Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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