seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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