Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm eating all of the evidence.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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