I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
