Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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