So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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