idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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