Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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