There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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