it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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