bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it's great music for shaving your balls
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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