I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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