Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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