i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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