Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize