I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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