Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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