Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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