I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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