i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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