alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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