my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize