I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Sext me about skeletons
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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