If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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