She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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