I am in a vortex of obligation.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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