Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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