And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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