If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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