On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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