i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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