The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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