I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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