the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
