What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
pray to the hookup gods
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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