Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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