idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My dad just said "fuck circus"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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