But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I think i got beer on your cat.
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