She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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