Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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