Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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