if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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