Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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