why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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