So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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do herpes really smell.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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