She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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