Say something about gay babies.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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