dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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