So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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