Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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